cockstrich

A guy looking for a random hook up, but it doesn't happen because he goes through life with his head in the sand.

i.e. We are a swinging couple who tried to hook up with a guy, but it didn't happen cause he's such a cockstrich.

by Kiss_me July 29, 2014

cockrich

To lack in money, but have plenty of penis to make up for it.

His car may be ugly, but he's damn cockrich.

by Craig Foster January 31, 2009

Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

cockstruck

The female equivalent of being "pussy whipped" wherein a girl is so attached to her man that she will bow down to his every whim.

Jen is so cockstruck she did David's laundry, let him hang out when she had a test the next morning, attended his officer ceremony, and now she's letting him cop out on her 21st birthday because of a football game.

by TheHippie7 September 13, 2008

cockatrice

Cockatrice aka Basilisk, a reptilian bird creature, supposedly from a snake raping a chicken. Either total fantasy, or some micro-dinosaur leftover that was still around during recorded history, but died out between 500 and 2500 years ago.

Legend says that to look at a cockatrice directly would cause one to turn to stone. Only weasels and ferrets are immune to their stare and could kill them. However, a person could look at a cockatrice's shadow or reflection and kill it with a sword, arrow, or anything that could else that could kill a snake or a rooster.

by Jill Gibb, ferretor June 24, 2006

cockstickhole

The hatchet wound located in between a female's legs, in which you insert your cockstick for pleasure.

Man I can't wait to get in her cockstickhole.

by Adam Mayberry April 18, 2008

cockstench

:when you smell what his cock smells like and then after you fuck him your pussy seems to smell like his cock for a day or two, even after showers.

it may be my imagiation but I KNOW IT EXISTS

After I fucked Chris in the grass I could smell his cockstench on my pussy for a week.

by McTitty July 1, 2006