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cocktailed 

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.
Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed
cocktailed by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005

Cocktile Dysfunction 

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.
All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

Cocktriloquist

A person who can speak or utter sounds so that they seem to come from somewhere else while giving oral sex.
Jenny talks so much that I'll bet she even talks while giving head. That would make her a cocktriloquist.

Prawn cocktailed that n4p 

for instance killing some1 with a ump

"i just prawn cocktailed that n4p

cocktrickle 

It is the small amount of cum that seeps out of your spletchhole and gets on your gitch after you thought you squeezed every last drop out!
Fuck, I got cocktrickle on the couch again!
cocktrickle by Drywall Ninja 14 August 24, 2011

Cocktroller 

Its a controller shaped as a cock you can also use it as a dildo very useful
Cocktrollers are the best and so useful