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cocktailed 

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.
Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed
cocktailed by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005

Cocktile Dysfunction 

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.
All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

Cocktriloquist

A person who can speak or utter sounds so that they seem to come from somewhere else while giving oral sex.
Jenny talks so much that I'll bet she even talks while giving head. That would make her a cocktriloquist.

Prawn cocktailed that n4p 

for instance killing some1 with a ump

"i just prawn cocktailed that n4p

cocktrickle 

It is the small amount of cum that seeps out of your spletchhole and gets on your gitch after you thought you squeezed every last drop out!
Fuck, I got cocktrickle on the couch again!
cocktrickle by Drywall Ninja 14 August 24, 2011

Cocktroller 

Its a controller shaped as a cock you can also use it as a dildo very useful
Cocktrollers are the best and so useful
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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