Cockslam

Repeatedly Beating Your Cock Off Random Objects Couches, Women, Cheese Etc.

Hey John wanna go cockslam that car?

by XxBigCxX March 27, 2010

Cockslam

Using the dick to knockout a individual or a group.

Did you see Ricky get cockslam by bob?

by Tuna Mclovin June 21, 2016

cocklamp

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.

"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."

by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

cockspammer

A person usually female, who trolls Facebook friends lists on the hunt for any males or swinging dicks to ride.

This chic is a hardcore cockspammer, never met her but she messengered me because she saw Lozza added me.

by BachedMan September 17, 2017

cockslave

A woman or a man who is a subservient sexual slave to a dominant male.

The persons sole purpose would be sexual gratification of said male.

This term has a more violent & lustful and less kinky connotation than a regular submissive.

That woman is so given to lustful desire she is destined to become satan's cockslave.

by DB January 13, 2005

cockslap

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.

"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"

by warren November 26, 2002

Cockslapper

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019