Cockputt is when you play golf with a very large penis. when cockputting, the dick becomes red and swollen, however it is very rewarding both sexually and emotionally. Also, Foxx ommok. :-)
Yesterday i went cockputting, and i came after the firstswing. i ruined a flower with my cum.
The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.
2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).
2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
The maleejaculate, or semen. Since semen has the consistency, thickness, and headyness of melted butted, and comes from a cock, it's referred to as "cockbutter."