Cockputt is when you play golf with a very large penis. when cockputting, the dick becomes red and swollen, however it is very rewarding both sexually and emotionally. Also, Foxx ommok. :-)
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).
2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
The male ejaculate, or semen. Since semen has the consistency, thickness, and headyness of melted butted, and comes from a cock, it's referred to as "cockbutter."