Cockputt
Cockputt by Jonnydude12341 May 13, 2018
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Cockputt
Cockputt is when you play golf with a very large penis. when cockputting, the dick becomes red and swollen, however it is very rewarding both sexually and emotionally. Also, Foxx ommok. :-)
Cockputt by XXgod420XX June 5, 2018
Related Words
Cockputt • Cockpitting • Cockbutt Lafagget • Cockmutt • Cocknutte • Cockpatter • Cockpittance • Cockpotting • cock butt • cock butter
Cockpotting
The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
Cockpotting by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017
Cocknutte
1. A term of endearment for your dude friends.
2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen
*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.
2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen
*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.
1. "What's up Cocknutte?"
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."
Cocknutte by DJ Cocknutte April 13, 2010
Cockpittance
1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.
2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).
2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
Cockpittance by Fotofly November 26, 2010
cockbutter
The male ejaculate, or semen. Since semen has the consistency, thickness, and headyness of melted butted, and comes from a cock, it's referred to as "cockbutter."
cockbutter by Mr p b January 15, 2008
Cockpitting
Cockpitting by Notabrickwall February 7, 2013
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"My salad days,
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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