Cockputt

When your tossing someone off and you throw them using nothing but there dick

Ahhh I played cockputt with Tim last night

by Jonnydude12341 May 13, 2018

Cockputt

Cockputt is when you play golf with a very large penis. when cockputting, the dick becomes red and swollen, however it is very rewarding both sexually and emotionally. Also, Foxx ommok. :-)

Yesterday i went cockputting, and i came after the first swing. i ruined a flower with my cum.

by XXgod420XX June 5, 2018

Cockpotting

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.

The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.

by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017

Cocknutte

1. A term of endearment for your dude friends.

2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen

*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.

1. "What's up Cocknutte?"
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."

by DJ Cocknutte April 13, 2010

Cockpittance

1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.

2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.

1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).

2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

cockbutter

The male ejaculate, or semen. Since semen has the consistency, thickness, and headyness of melted butted, and comes from a cock, it's referred to as "cockbutter."

Dude, she ate my cockbutter with gusto, and swallowed every drop!

by Mr p b January 15, 2008

Cockpitting

The sex act of putting ones penis in another's armpit.

"Have you ever tried cockpitting?" "No, I don't wanna get deodorant on my dick."

by Notabrickwall February 7, 2013