A gentleman of small stature who acts like a dick. Typically has a napoleon complex, which may be remedied by driving a large vehicle or owning a horse.
A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."
"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."
"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."
"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
The act of finding an unlocked car for the purpose of smoking marijuana inside with a group of people. No force is used in the entry of the vehicle and no items are removed from the vehicle as well. This causes smokers to experience heightened levels of intoxication due to the level of adrenaline excreted due to stress from actually baking out a stranger's car.
Hey, Mike, this car is unlocked! You have that blunt? Let's do a Cleveland Cookout inside before they get back!