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cockmatized 

When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.
Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
cockmatized by Jen H July 19, 2009

cocomotive 

Chocolate bar binge.
I got the jim-jams... I've been on the cocomotive for 2 days straight!
cocomotive by neenja bunny June 8, 2013

Cockmother

A shortened version of the term Cock Sucking Mother Fucker. This Term was first uttered and used on a regular basis by an offshore oil worker.
Oh my god you are such a Cockmother!!
Cockmother by fastjohnyp June 15, 2011

cockamatized

cockamatized to have one under hypnosis from sexual contact with ones cock.
ive got that girl cockamatized. she will do any thing.
cockamatized by the cockamatizer January 26, 2017

cockmobile 

Any car that is used by a gay male to obtain cock.
Thuper Billy crashed his cockmobile while getting roadhead from his boyfriend.
cockmobile by GG money December 22, 2003

cocknotized

When a woman is so caught up with herself that all she thinks about is cock and doesnt care how she gets it, sort of like hypnotized but having to do with cock.
"Man that girl was so cocknotized that she had sex with a donkey last night."
cocknotized by Tsquared November 30, 2007
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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