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cockmatized 

When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.
Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
cockmatized by Jen H July 19, 2009

Cockmatized 

Cockmatized

When a man uses his amazingly large cock to his advantage, by causing his girlfriend, or girlfriends to obey his every command and become obsessed with pleasing him.

she is cockmatized so its no use trying to save her. she is now his slave forever.
he can cockmatize any lady he finds attractive and once she gets a look at that magical spell binding cock, she is powerless to its power.
why is that girl so submissive to that man?
she must be cockmatized.
Cockmatized by axxxlerod January 25, 2021

cockamated 

Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".
Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.
cockamated by Sleepy Woodchuck September 6, 2013

cocknatized 

To become hypnotized by ones throbbing, veiny, uncircumcised member. (usually black)
I couldn't move on, once I looked down I became cocknatized by his glory.
cocknatized by Alec baldmember November 30, 2014

moby cockmitized 

the most amazing friend group in the history of friend groups<3
i wish i had a friend group as good as moby cockmitized
moby cockmitized by maria__8 September 3, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026