Cockmother

A shortened version of the term Cock Sucking Mother Fucker. This Term was first uttered and used on a regular basis by an offshore oil worker.

Oh my god you are such a Cockmother!!

Cockmother by fastjohnyp June 15, 2011

Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

cockmonger 

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003

cockmouthed 

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties

Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!

cockmouthed by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006

CoDmother 

A female parent or guardian who considers it essential to provide their children with the latest games from the Call of Duty franchise.

An example of a review for Call of Duty: Ghosts left by a frustrated CoDmother.

pre order what a joke
pre ordered months ago and low and behold no game on release day !!! take the money but don't deliver, would not recommend if you actually want the game on day of release 2 very disappointed sons thanks

CoDmother by ZbrushCentral November 6, 2013

cockmongerer 

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003

cockrotter 

one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.

Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.

"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"

"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"

cockrotter by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011