9 definitions by Tommaso the cockmoster

Heroin Jeppe

An insane teacher that everyone thinks is on crack or any other drug and has crazy weird catch phrases.

Ohh no we have heroin Jeppe next lecture.

by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017

bladerass

I man who pies out of hes ass and always brags about nutella

I have a big cock but i cant use it because im a bladerass

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

penis

something that can be consumed by a cunt or tommaso or a tight asshole from syria it can be bought on ebay for 5$ or you can do a penis trade on www.penistrade.cum penis is hard

i wanna trade in my penis for 5$ im smart no not really im now a woman haha i have no cunt nor penis lol omg suck my nothing

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

circumsized nose

A nose where the kind is cut of and you look like voldemort

Ohh he has a dirty nose he should circumsize it #voldemort circumsized nose

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

Cockmasso

A lot of cock with nutella on it

Damn thats a big cockmasso

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

container head

A container head is a person who thinks of containers in terms of management and physical labor as their dream job and favorite hobby. Their love of containers is actually religious in a sense that’s how much they love them

Guy 1: hey you know head of container Peter Pilgaard
Guy 2: oh yeah he is like the biggest container head

by Tommaso the cockmoster October 18, 2022

Cockmonster

A man usually named tommaso is hungry for sperm

hey tommo you have a tiny cock lol omg #suckmeoff you cockmonster

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017