Coglodyte 

Bureaucratic drone dwelling in the sun deprived depths of a process driven organization. Incapable of creative thought or thinking outside of checking their box. Frightened by the light of knowledge, or the concept that anything can exist outside their script.

When asked why the road crew was mixing topsoil with the gravel and then putting it back on the road instead of removing it, the coglodyte flag-person merely shrugged and replied "They told us to do it that way".

Coglodyte by vaalrus April 24, 2010

Zoglodyte 

An ideologically kosher subject of ZOG -- Zionist Occupied Government; a willing participant in ZOG's agenda, wars, narratives, etc.

James and his wife Jane are Zoglodytes. They read and watch mainstream media, and like the Zoglodyte "journalists," repeat ZOG's narratives, mantras and dogma around the water cooler at work.

Zoglodyte by xirtames February 26, 2022

Choclodyte 

A prehistoric black Troglodyte. Not to be confused with a Niganderthal.

The Choclodytes were infamous for the act of hitting their women in the head with giant clubs and dragging them back to the caves for butt sex.

Choclodyte by bootsniff March 29, 2011

Goglodyte 

An insult targeting people who believes GOG is some DRM-free savior.
When in reality GOG would rather take your money and jerk off in your face while hosting games that infact have DRM.

Goglodyte : GOG is going to save the game industry from DRM!! Hope GOG Galaxy comes to Linux.

Person 2 : They've been saying that same shit for literal years and neither happened, infact GOG has had DRM protected games listed for years now.

Goglodyte : REEEEE *baby noises*

Person 3 : STFU Goglodyte. No Maidens.

Goglodyte by goglodaiser March 24, 2022

Goglodyte 

An insult targeting people who believe GOG is some DRM-free savior.
When in reality GOG would rather take your money and jerk off in your face while hosting games that infact have DRM.

Goglodyte : GOG is going to save the game industry from DRM!! Hope GOG Galaxy comes to Linux.

Person 2 : They've been saying that same shit for literal years and neither happened, infact GOG has had DRM protected games listed for years now.

Goglodyte : REEEEE *baby noises*

Person 3 : STFU Goglodyte. No Maidens.

Goglodyte by goglodaiser March 24, 2022

Poglodyte 

A Poglodyte is someone who is so unbelievably stupid that its just incredibly depressing and makes you regret every decision you've ever made

Why did buy 3000 compendium levels you poglodyte

Poglodyte by Kappapogg October 3, 2020

Cocklodyte

It is an alternative vulgar word for troglodyte.

(Moronic, Ignorant, and/or unwilling to care of knowing)

el le trolollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololllololololololololololol

Chat troll: Spamming and harassing young streamer...

Streamer: What a Cocklodyte
Chat troll: What's that word?
Streamer: Shut the hell up man.
Entire chat: L, KEKW, etc.

Cocklodyte by Moe Lester D. IIecond March 30, 2022