Bureaucratic drone dwelling in the sun deprived depths of a process driven organization. Incapable of creative thought or thinking outside of checking their box. Frightened by the light of knowledge, or the concept that anything can exist outside their script.
When asked why the road crew was mixing topsoil with the gravel and then putting it back on the road instead of removing it, the coglodyte flag-person merely shrugged and replied "They told us to do it that way".
It’s a combination of Troglodyte and Chud Typically used as an insult, the meaning of it can be nuanced but primarily it’s used for insulting someone you deem as overweight and on the internet constantly
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'