Cockilop

A penis that tastes as good as any lollipop

I think the french make the best cockilops

by GDDPHD April 25, 2017

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

by chilleymac October 9, 2014

Cockflop

(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)

That man wasnt paying attention and did a cockflop right into the pool.

by ShackleferdR March 29, 2009

cockblop

When excessively playing Call of Duty: BLack OPS gets in the way of your having sex.

Jim: "Man, Dave was supposed to go over to Kayla's for a booty call last night, but he stayed in playing team deathmatch instead..."

Al: "Yeah, he pretty much cockblopped himself"

by scr0ful0u5 November 15, 2010

cockipop

When you smash a cupcake onto a guy's cock and you eat it off.

Kid: "Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a cockipop?"
Mr. Owl: "Hm, let's see. A-one, a-two, a-thr... AAHHH!"

by furrywalls1000 December 7, 2010

Cockslop

1. n. bullshit, hogwash, balderdash, counterfuck

2. n. an exclamation that describes a disgusting substance

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 1)

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 2)

by Fuck-Nev-Itch October 18, 2011

cockalope

Great insult to man or woman refering to cramming a cock in your mouth

betty: "hey"
frank: "your a cockalope"
betty: "fuck you"

by Nooby bot February 14, 2008