Cockslop

1. n. bullshit, hogwash, balderdash, counterfuck

2. n. an exclamation that describes a disgusting substance

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 1)

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 2)

Cockslop by Fuck-Nev-Itch October 18, 2011

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014

cockstop 

When a woman prevents a man from getting some action with her even though she acts like she wants some.

Guy 1: Remember Jessica? Last night she pulled a cockstop on me.
Guy 2: I hate when girls lead you on like that.

cockstop by MynoduespseudonyM January 21, 2009

Cockflop 

(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)

That man wasnt paying attention and did a cockflop right into the pool.

Cockflop by ShackleferdR March 29, 2009

cockslap 

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.

"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"

cockslap by warren November 26, 2002

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.

steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper

cockshopper by sgt horse August 12, 2006

Cockslapper 

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019