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Cockflop 

When you're running or doing other exercise, with loose fitted, or no clothes around your nether regions, so that your manhood flops.
"Man, I was in the gym yesterday, and I only had a pair of boxers under my sweatpants! Everybody was staring at my massive cockflop!"
Cockflop by Gram22 December 8, 2021

cockflop 

saher and harveer are prime examples of cockflops, they instantly make a boy lose a boner
bobby: she just touched it and my cock floped

jon: thats cuz theyr cockflops

oli: camp hill scum!
cockflop by camp hill scum October 30, 2007

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.
South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.
Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014

Cockflogged 

The synonymous word for a female of the male version of being pussywhipped
When a girl is head over heels obsessed and in love with a guy.
She is so in love with him, she be trippin'... He's got her cockflogged.
Cockflogged by ASG Click August 18, 2013

Cock-Flop 

1) The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game or season in which you were highly favored or ranked; 2) The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage when your fan base expects you to be better than you were in previous years even though your best players have all been drafted; 3) Beating the #1 ranked team in the country, only to fall to the conference Cellar dweller the next week.
In back to back weeks the heavily Favored South Carolina Gamecocks blow a late 14 point lead against Kentucky and Missouri, that is a full blown Cock-Flop!
Cock-Flop by Wildcat2014SEC October 10, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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