the act of a person straining himself with mouth open to either eat, suck, grab hold of, or beg for something from another person. It could be anything from food to sexual body parts or more metaphysical like fiending for drugs or a quick fix.
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Get the baby-birdin' mug.the act of pacing around inside a location, such as at a bathouse or other male-heavy sex club, for the purpose of showing off one's physique and genital size by, gathering attention by signifying your availability for sex, choosing one or more sex partners, and/or comparing yourself against competing men in the same space.
After i finished with that red-headed guy, it was time to take a cockwalk to check out the new inventory of men that had arrived within the past hour.
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Get the Shitmuck mug.Arranging flowers in a vase according to their size and color for an hour is an example of a dorkativity.
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Get the Cockilop mug.A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.
My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.
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