GDDPHD's definitions

Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.

You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.

by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

it's a jeep thing

the answer from a jeep owner to a non-jeep owner when asked by the non-jeep owner why there is a tight emotional bond between two jeep owners that excludes other car owners.

Person 1: "Why did you just wave at that guy in the jeep?"
Person 2: "it's a jeep thing; you wouldn't understand." Smirks to himself

by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

Cockilop

A penis that tastes as good as any lollipop

I think the french make the best cockilops

by GDDPHD April 25, 2017

Shitmuck

A collection of bad luck, bad choices, and devastated outlooks in ones life that combine into an overall waste of energy

Today I saw just how deep into the shitmuck of corporate culture one has to go to get ahead.

by GDDPHD July 29, 2017

Dorkativity

Activities that are not cool in any way and that often are associated with academics or hobbies

Arranging flowers in a vase according to their size and color for an hour is an example of a dorkativity.

by GDDPHD April 23, 2017

Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

by GDDPHD February 23, 2015

Cornpoon

The snatch of a hillbilly woman

Betsy jo’s cornpoon is the best this side of the holler.

by GDDPHD December 10, 2019