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baby-birdin'

the act of a person straining himself with mouth open to either eat, suck, grab hold of, or beg for something from another person. It could be anything from food to sexual body parts or more metaphysical like fiending for drugs or a quick fix.
you were looking at me all baby-birdin' as I pulled out that 100 dollar bill from my pocket
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
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Cornpoon

Betsy jo’s cornpoon is the best this side of the holler.
by GDDPHD December 10, 2019
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it's a jeep thing

the answer from a jeep owner to a non-jeep owner when asked by the non-jeep owner why there is a tight emotional bond between two jeep owners that excludes other car owners.
Person 1: "Why did you just wave at that guy in the jeep?"
Person 2: "it's a jeep thing; you wouldn't understand." Smirks to himself
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
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Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.
You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
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Cockilop

A penis that tastes as good as any lollipop
I think the french make the best cockilops
by GDDPHD April 25, 2017
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fuck-treading

when one is testing, in a dangerous way, sexual boundaries that could put them in harm's way.
seriously you are fuck-treading on thin ice, bedding the neighbor's daughter when he is out of town.
by GDDPHD May 14, 2016
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Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.
My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.
by GDDPHD February 23, 2015
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