Definitions by GDDPHD

Cornpoon 

The snatch of a hillbilly woman

Betsy jo’s cornpoon is the best this side of the holler.

Cornpoon by GDDPHD December 10, 2019

Shitmuck

A collection of bad luck, bad choices, and devastated outlooks in ones life that combine into an overall waste of energy

Today I saw just how deep into the shitmuck of corporate culture one has to go to get ahead.

Shitmuck by GDDPHD July 29, 2017

mutt-snatch 

Female genitals that are a mixed bag of attributes: a melange of colors, various lengths of hairs, and generally unkempt and messy appearance.

A typical mutt-snatch can deter any sexual advance

mutt-snatch by GDDPHD June 8, 2017

Cockilop 

A penis that tastes as good as any lollipop

I think the french make the best cockilops

Cockilop by GDDPHD April 25, 2017

Helpativity 

The act of helping someone

Good samaritans always practice helpativity.

Helpativity by GDDPHD April 23, 2017

Dorkativity

Activities that are not cool in any way and that often are associated with academics or hobbies

Arranging flowers in a vase according to their size and color for an hour is an example of a dorkativity.

Dorkativity by GDDPHD April 23, 2017

Ass-hat

Noun describing someone who is being problematic and inconsiderate

You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.

Ass-hat by GDDPHD March 8, 2017