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Cockhestra 

The art of creating an orchestral ballad with a timbre of male sex organs, slapping against their owners pelvic/stomach regions until said symphony is achieved. Bass notes created with fully erect penises whilst treble is created with flaccid ones (semis can be used at conductors leisure). Ornaments such as acciacaturas are performed with scrotum. If attempted please be wary of sexual arousal resulting in changes of penis rigidness thus changing the required pitch.
Person 1: "Hey, shall we create a cockhestra?"

Person 2: "Sure, i'm ready for the bass line!"
Cockhestra by libertin0 March 13, 2010
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Cockfestation 

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.
an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).
Cockfestation by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009

Cockcentration 

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.
It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.
Cockcentration by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

Cockcentrate 

When you concentrate at a hot girl to make yourself hard, to create affection towards your penis using your mind.
I saw a hot girl at school, i cockcentrated on her when i got back home.

cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.
"you sir, are a cockstrangler."
cockstrangler by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008

cockstrami

Synomous with cock, meat whistle, dick
Shannon from Flagstaff wants my cockstrami.
cockstrami by Mario - Mar September 12, 2005

Cockstraint 

The male equivalent of a chastity belt
His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.
Cockstraint by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014
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