To engage in the act of being a train while acting like a cock. If a cocktrain derails, it is to puke violently due to excessive drinking. Usually of caesar.

Wow, cocktrain sure derailed last night.

cocktrain by -es March 3, 2007

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cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.

"you sir, are a cockstrangler."

cockstrangler by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008

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Cockscrambler

A very effeminate male who dresses like a very attractive female. Often times they appear as female from afar and to the untrained eye. However, once the costume comes off, the truth is revealed to the bemoaning of any man who falls for the trap. They are usually found around anime expos or any area with a large conglomerate of cosplayers.

"Man, those ninja girls look pretty cute."
"They're cockscramblers."
"Damn."

Cockscrambler by Hypothetical High Five February 18, 2007

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Cockstraint

The male equivalent of a chastity belt

His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.

Cockstraint by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

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Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.

Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.

Cockstraighting by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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