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Cockedy

A combination of cock and comedy to get a woman wet but not through tears.
Tea and Toasty spent hours doing the cockedy.
by TeaNToasty November 20, 2019
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cocked ace-deuce

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.
Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

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by StevieJT July 28, 2009
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half-cocked

Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.
The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.
by moniker19 January 21, 2009
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Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
by DutchScum May 28, 2010
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Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"
by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009
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half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.
You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!
by RobbyPants June 27, 2007
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cockeysville middle school

a dumb ass school where everyone wears Vineyard Vines and name brand clothes. most people act like they're cool when they just look dumb. there's the ghetto kids, "popular" kids, and the emo kids. the teachers are good teachers but they're super strict. i fucking hate the school, but whatever.
by boyykidd September 14, 2017
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