cockade 

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...

cockade by Hugh G Rection August 28, 2007

cockade 

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

cockade by KK Cronkite October 24, 2008

Cockade 

When a party is so much of a meatfest that there is literally a blockade of cocks around every girl there... even the mukka ones

when i walked into the party I immediately ran into a cockade around and realized that tonight mines would be blown (see blowing mines)

Cockade by Rentzler October 29, 2009

Cockade 

A combination of the words "Blockade" and "Cockblock", a Cockade is a cockblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls.

Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts?
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?

Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.

Cockade by YourMom'sBoyfriend May 30, 2011

Cockade Blockade 

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

Cockade Blockade by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020

Skin cockade 

A women (or non-hairy) butthole.

I would destroy her skin cockade any day of the week

Skin cockade by rectum_robot November 29, 2017

Cockadile Tears 

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying

She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face

Cockadile Tears by Balbal69 May 14, 2020