Cock-wagon 

the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.

Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*

Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.

Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.

Cock-wagon by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011

Cock Wagon 

To sneak out or leave work early by catching a ride with the boss or supervisor

Riding with a boss or supervisor for personal benefit.

" hey where's randy? Oh he jumped aboard the cock wagon, he's long gone"

Cock Wagon by Actual truck guy January 30, 2014

cock wagon 

a wagon that gladly takes aboard cock / cocks. This insult has two levels, the first being that they are associated with cocks, whilst the second implies that they take on cocks regularly and the choice of wagon is perhaps the worst possible vehicle to apply deepening the insult further.

Man1: I would begg it off of anyone, I would even begg it to a cock

Man2: Get away from me you cock wagon

cock wagon by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

cock wagon 

Phrase used when under extreme stress or trying to make people leave you alone by acting like you have turrets.

While sitting around doing nothing Jim just started yelling "COCK WAGON WAGON WAGON WAGON"

cock wagon by benny 64 January 29, 2009

cock wagon 

A chick who rides so quite the bit of peepee.

Holy shit, the cock wagon has labias to her fuckin knees!

cock wagon by Luke July 25, 2006

Cocktagon 

A place where males go to take a piss at Penn State football tailgates that is in a form of an octagon with urinal stations without any dividers.

Chad: Yo where’s the cocktagon?

Brad: what do you mean?
Chad: That porta potty that has 8 urinal stations that’s in the shape of an octagon without any dividers.

Brad: Ah I saw one over by the fence. There was a huge line.

Cocktagon by stater69 October 4, 2021

Cocktagon 

A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.

Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."

Cocktagon by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011