Cock spark

An instant feeling of male genital arousal from a particular stimulus.

When you kissed me sexy, you gave my cock a cock spark.

by Slaughterama Mama April 8, 2018

Cock Shark

A woman so infatuated by male genitalia that when male genitalia is sensed nearby or offered directly, she attacks it with the ferocity of a shark after a wounded seal.

Damn! Christine went after that guy like a sex predator! What a fucking cock shark!

by TheBlackestKidsY'know August 23, 2011

Sparkle Cock

When a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.

Yo, did you see Bromsa? He had mad sparkle cock from that tween.

by Quillar August 7, 2011

Cockspank

A name given to someone who is being very naughty and cheeky (especially in a flirtatious manner) and deserves a good cock spanking.

Charlotte: I'm hungry, want to get something to eat?
Shawn: Well there is no food in the fridge darling but I am wearing some edible underpants *wink* (?)
Charlotte: (laughs) Oh you're such a cockspank Shawn!

by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

cockspartan

Someone who has been conditioned by centuries of cocksucking ancestry to suck cock. At a young age, cockspartans are sent on a cock spirit quest in which they must wrestle a wolves cock.

Dudeffer: Look at that guy over there.
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!

by Chris-R August 10, 2010

Cockshark

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.

I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.

by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012

cockspank

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool

Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank

by fred August 5, 2003