cockspartan

Someone who has been conditioned by centuries of cocksucking ancestry to suck cock. At a young age, cockspartans are sent on a cock spirit quest in which they must wrestle a wolves cock.

Dudeffer: Look at that guy over there.
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!

by Chris-R August 10, 2010

Cocksporran

A sporran (a piece of traditional Scottish dress) that has a bird nesting in it.

"Well it's clear to see, that's a cocksporran, without the bird it's just a Scottish man's purse."

by PyrozBlazegate May 1, 2021