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Cock mæster 

The ultra sex level for veterans in sex
That guy that fucked my girl was definitely a cock mæster he was thrusting about 4 times a second
Cock mæster by The guy friend March 11, 2019
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Shit-Brain-Cock-Master 

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot
Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master
Shit-Brain-Cock-Master by f.u.k April 29, 2009

Shit Faced Cock Master 

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.
"Terrance, you are such a shit faced cock master"

Cock Master 

Man or Woman, but more suited towards the female sex. A middle aged woman who has had ALOT of cock and has children to show as a result, thus showing a true mastering of the cock. Typically has had so much cock that the vagina and anus have merged as one orrifice as a result of wear.
The Yoda of the cock world.
'This woman in the pub is 47, she has had 4 husbands and 6 children by all different men, she is a true cock master'
Cock Master by Christoph November 13, 2004

cock master 

Anyone who has expert level knowledge of how to properly handle a penis.
I had a great time last night. She is a cock master... if you know what i mean.
cock master by Shandalier December 10, 2007

Cock-Master Flex

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse
dude, george is a fucking cock-master flex....
Cock-Master Flex by ... May 17, 2003

Shit Face Cock Master 

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri
Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master
Shit Face Cock Master by Rob August 22, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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