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Cock Squat 

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Fucking with the woman on top and squatting on the man's cock. Knees are off the bed and actual squats on done up and down on the cock. Hands hold the top of his shoulders for balance and leverage. Excellent cardio workout, great for the abs, quads, glutes and she controls the pace for her orgasm.
Sophie was getting quite a workout doing cock squats on Jay's cock.
Cock Squat by Sophie-Jo December 18, 2011
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Cock squat 

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When a woman claims a man without him seeking to be in a relationship. This is mostly to prevent him from getting other women in the hopes that he'll come back to the cock squatter in desperation.
I slept with her one time, wtf?
look out holmes, she's trying to cock squat!

cock squatting what a bitch
Cock squat by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011

Cock Squad 

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Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.
"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."
Cock Squad by The Blue Avenger March 6, 2009

cock-squats 

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A sexual position where a person squats onto a cock with their feet planted firmly on the ground and proceeds to lift themselves up and down using solely leg power. So named because of the visual similarity to the excercise - squats. This position works best if the man (who's lying on his back) doesn't move too much. Let the cock squater do all the work.
Wow, that dancer has real strong legs...I bet she'd be great at cock-squats.
cock-squats by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005

Cock Squad 

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A group of males who have no intention of chilling with vajayjay...usually drunk and alone...this pack of wild animals tend to keep to themselves
I was at a friends house for a birthday and there was nothing but guys drinking. There were no females with as I felt uncomfortable chilling the cock squad drinking all night so i left to the bar and looked for cougars!
Cock Squad by urbanmediachicago.com September 6, 2010

cock squatter 

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1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.
1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."
cock squatter by Willis A. April 16, 2008

Cock Squatting 

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Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.
Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.

Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.
Cock Squatting by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011
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