cocksquawker 

a gay man who incessantly talks about being an arse bandit as if its the best thing in the world. normally those who have recently come out and think everyone should know their shitty secret.

Baz - "oh my god! im gay and i love cock!

Lobo - "yeah thats the 69th time you've told us cocksquawker!"

cocksquawker by iantho December 9, 2008

cocksquatter 

an informal name for someone who finds pleasure in sitting on cocks

"oh richard is such a cocksquatter, i hear he loves nothing more than squatting on a fat cock!"

cocksquatter by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006