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Cock Scarf

A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold
Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"

Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"

Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"
by miaomatt November 14, 2009
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cock scarf

Good looking super slut, that anyone and everyone gets a turn with. Similar to the town bike, but better looking
That girl Sally is a real cock scarf. Timmy, Bobby, and Joey all banged her.
by DFriend February 1, 2006
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cock scarfing

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.
Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!
by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007
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scar-cock

gaping infected absess located on the head of the penis due to unlibricated masterbation
Eric Kelly's face looks like a scar-cock.
by Fungus Scar-cock November 7, 2009
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cocksnarfing

Cock Snarfing:The act of spitting up a mouthful of cum thru the nose and mouth, generally caused by unexpected laughter during a blowjob. Doubly good when achieved a split second after the moment of orgasm when the mouth is completely filled with cum!
I couldn't resist telling her she fucked like her sister,she laughed so hard, the cocksnarfing began!
by Tanath April 23, 2006
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cocksnarfle

When a man suffocates his woman into his crotch and yells, "GET COCKSNARFLED"
Honey did you like my dutch oven or my cocksnarfle
by sshhuuaa September 4, 2017
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cockscarcity

A limited amount of decent cocks.
This club is suffering a serious cockscarcity.
by pudgy panda February 11, 2015
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