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Cock-Death 

Cock-Death is when a girl or guy chokes to death on a cock while having a fuck!

Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.

Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.
"I mean that must have been some really hard kink for Mandy to die of Cock-Death like that on her wedding night!"

"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"

"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."

"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."
Cock-Death by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Death Cock 

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.
My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!

black cock of death 

aka BCOF
a huge massive cock, resembling that of a black man's COCK.
don't fuckin' mess with me or I'll own you with the black cock of death!
black cock of death by the jesus November 21, 2004

Death by Horse Cock 

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.
Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"

cockfeather

Similar to puffing one’s chest out; but much more “douchebaggy”.
He has is cockfeathers all puffed up after his brand new haircut.
cockfeather by ElBiggoRiggo March 9, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019