Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.

John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."

Cock Attach by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011

cock attack 

When a male gets so overwhelmingly aroused that it is harmful to his health.

Dude, between that blonde chick and my freshman mentor I about had a cock attack today.

cock attack by Cory Diaz September 17, 2010

Cock-attack 

It's like a heart-attack but on your cock.
It's happens when something so powerful makes you fap too much...

Can you imagine a movie with Angelina Jolie, Mila Jovovich, Mila Kunis,Cara Delevigne and Lucy Liu??
Stop it man, I'm about to have a cock-attack.

Cock-attack by pegasus-san September 29, 2017

cockattack 

When an unknown species of women runs up to you in school hallways and grabs your penis. she then continues to run with a hard grasp on your penis down the hallway. usually resulting in your nuts falling into your stomach, slight scaring, or a missing penis.

Chucky: OMG! John just got cockattacked by that ugly animal Cori!
Andrea: OMG! NO! i need that!
Cori: hahaha i've got your penis!
John: ow! ow! ow! Holy shit! my penis is gone!!!

cockattack by Elizabeth Mary Grace December 12, 2005