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Cobble Gobbler 

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".
I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.
Cobble Gobbler by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015
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Cobbler Gobbler 

Cobbler Gobbler - This term is used to describe a person, be it male or female, who has at one point performed oral sex on a woman.
Kate, you're such a cobbler gobbler!

Chobble gobbler 

Term used to insult an asshole by inferring he gobbles chobbles (cock)

Cobbler gobbler 

When a girl/guy has a fine and or delicious looking ass that you want to gobble(eat) it all up like your grandmas peach cobbler.
That girl has a real cobbler gobbler on her.

tornado cobbler gobbler 

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.
M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”
tornado cobbler gobbler by DiRizzle February 24, 2024

Gobble my cobble

When you get yo girl to gobble on your extremely hard penis

Chobblegobbler

A username for someone who love banjo playing
Chobblergobbler: Banjo playing at 0:19 is a’ight
Andy: Internet, calm down! I must’ve really connected with this guy. I mean that’s a guy’s name right? Chobblegobbler?