Cobble Gobbler

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A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

Cobble Gobbler by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

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Cobbler Gobbler

Cobbler Gobbler - This term is used to describe a person, be it male or female, who has at one point performed oral sex on a woman.

Kate, you're such a cobbler gobbler!

Cobbler Gobbler by Gibbles1983 May 6, 2009

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Chobble gobbler

Term used to insult an asshole by inferring he gobbles chobbles (cock)

What a fucking chobble gobbler

Chobble gobbler by BooGie.Wizstar May 24, 2018

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Cobbler gobbler

When a girl/guy has a fine and or delicious looking ass that you want to gobble(eat) it all up like your grandmas peach cobbler.

That girl has a real cobbler gobbler on her.

Cobbler gobbler by Jesusismybitch666/69/21 July 7, 2020

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tornado cobbler gobbler

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.

M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”

tornado cobbler gobbler by DiRizzle February 24, 2024

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Gobble my cobble

When you get yo girl to gobble on your extremely hard penis

Oiii, gobble my cobble

Gobble my cobble by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020

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Chobblegobbler

A username for someone who love banjo playing

Chobblergobbler: Banjo playing at 0:19 is a’ight
Andy: Internet, calm down! I must’ve really connected with this guy. I mean that’s a guy’s name right? Chobblegobbler?

Chobblegobbler by Chobblegobbler April 6, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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