Cobble-Cock 

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

Cobble-Cock by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Cobble-Cock 

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

Cobble-Cock by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

cock cobbler by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008

Cock Cobbler

Someone who cobbles a cock like it’s a fresh pan of cobbler

“Did you see how many cocks that guy had last week?”

“Yeah, he’s such a cock cobbler.”

Cock Cobbler by Jennyooh October 25, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022