Coathangered

The state in which one finds oneself when given cause to grin so widely as to appear as though one has swallowed a wire metal coathanger.

When I saw her smile it utterly coathangered me.

by Wallaroo January 21, 2010

Coathanger

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.

by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019

CoatHang

Code word amongst men of secretly saying to abort the mission or to leave a bad situation.

" Bro that girl is a coatHanger."
"My Brybear , you need to coathang that hoe"
"Pull that coathanger"

by CoatHangerBoyz October 18, 2013

coathanger

An abortion machine

"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"

by Rodger Dodger August 01, 2003

coathanger

The solution to all your childcare needs.

Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.

by BeanSpleen February 03, 2005

coathanger

what my tv arial currently is

i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs

by i want my face to be blurred January 07, 2007

coathanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

by Ruhbee! March 10, 2008