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coat-hangered 

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.
"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."
coat-hangered by chickitty May 27, 2004

Coathangered 

The state in which one finds oneself when given cause to grin so widely as to appear as though one has swallowed a wire metal coathanger.
When I saw her smile it utterly coathangered me.
Coathangered by Wallaroo January 21, 2010