Coat-hangered 

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

Coat-hangered by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

coat-hangered 

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

coat-hangered by chickitty May 27, 2004

Coathangered 

The state in which one finds oneself when given cause to grin so widely as to appear as though one has swallowed a wire metal coathanger.

When I saw her smile it utterly coathangered me.

Coathangered by Wallaroo January 21, 2010