" Bro that girl is a coatHanger."
"My Brybear , you need to coathang that hoe"
"Pull that coathanger"
"My Brybear , you need to coathang that hoe"
"Pull that coathanger"
by CoatHangerBoyz October 18, 2013
My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.
I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.
I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.
by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019
by Rodger Dodger August 1, 2003
Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.
by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005
by i want my face to be blurred January 7, 2007
A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"
Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"
Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"
Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 10, 2008
The state in which one finds oneself when given cause to grin so widely as to appear as though one has swallowed a wire metal coathanger.
by Wallaroo January 21, 2010