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CoFest

A gathering that is supposed to be a BroFest but is broken up by the drama of the female species. Although not necessarily a bad thing
What happened to brofest why the girls show up? now its Cofest
by 5'o clock somewhere January 22, 2009
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Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.
She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School
by not a juuler December 11, 2018
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Conestoga High School

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.
Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018
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Conestipated

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.
I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.
by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010
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codesteal

The state of stealing code of a computer program without giving credit commonly taken from github without credit or by ripping clientside code from a program.
Aspect codesteals for willard.network
Riggs admits to codesteal for litenetwork
by Obamasgrandpa July 14, 2022
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Coestar

Take a marijuana, wrap it in a meth, and call it a Coestar!
by jfields99 March 1, 2015
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codesturbation

Code that a programmer produces that serves no purpose other than being self-gratifying. Typically involving some new framework or language feature unnecessarily just because it's "cool" but where it adds nothing.
Sure we could re-write the application to use a more service-oriented model, but it won't gain us anything over what we currently have and amounts to nothing more than codesturbation.
by nukespike April 28, 2009
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