codesturbation

Code that a programmer produces that serves no purpose other than being self-gratifying. Typically involving some new framework or language feature unnecessarily just because it's "cool" but where it adds nothing.

Sure we could re-write the application to use a more service-oriented model, but it won't gain us anything over what we currently have and amounts to nothing more than codesturbation.

codesturbation by nukespike April 28, 2009

comasturbation 

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.

Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!

comasturbation by G. Thomas February 26, 2007

Corpsturbation 

Masturbating near, on or over a corpse.

He then proceeded with his corpsturbation over the poor squirrels body.

Corpsturbation by jesusc123 April 27, 2009

clonesturbation 

The act of cloning ones self and then sexually pleasuring the clone.
Also see Clone-fucking.

Once Bob got a cloning machine he spent the entire day engaging in clonesturbation

clonesturbation by N.K. June 13, 2006

chokesturbation 

auto-erotic asphyxiation while masturbating

David Carridine's death is a clear case of chokesturbation gone wrong.

chokesturbation by Randy Watson 2 June 5, 2009

consturbation 

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

consturbation by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

Consturbation 

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.

"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."

Consturbation by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011