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Cmore Pedro by Cmore Pedro 52 July 19, 2019
Elundis Core
The Elundis Core is a sphere of infinite mass, and likewise, infinite density. It measures a mere 6.2 meters in diameter, and is devoid of any color. Should TTS receive enough messages containing "L_?", it will activate. No one knows what will happen, should the Elundis Core activate. No one knows where it lies dormant. The last time it was activated was 14 billion years ago, which is as old as our universe.
Elundis Core by PASTOR VI VON June 12, 2019
chorecrastinator
A person who habitually puts off doing tasks usually having the end result of someone else doing the job.
During a semester of culinary arts in high school most of the class learned to despise the teachers pet because she was a chorecrastinator and they fucking hated having to clean up after her.
chorecrastinator by jpg3 August 31, 2010
Chore Bore Whore
Female that complains about sex being a chore with her man, when her bore factor is the real reason her man is a chore to finish.
Her whore comes from the fact that she is only acting and portraying this personality because she has the groundwork laid with a new crush.
She repeats the same relationship cycle every year and a half, and once her bitch custurd is flowing.....she lets the games begin. She also frequently uses the headache or tired excuse to not do her chores. Most likely never did chores ever, since her mom did everything while she played Video games and was a angsty little brat.
Her whore comes from the fact that she is only acting and portraying this personality because she has the groundwork laid with a new crush.
She repeats the same relationship cycle every year and a half, and once her bitch custurd is flowing.....she lets the games begin. She also frequently uses the headache or tired excuse to not do her chores. Most likely never did chores ever, since her mom did everything while she played Video games and was a angsty little brat.
That’s it for me and the Chore Bore Whore I can’t listen to her unaccountability and blame shifting any more, it’s time to ...... bore it off
Chore Bore Whore by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
Choreture
The mindless forcing (always by a wife of a husband) to do tedious busywork, because of a perceived imbalance in the sharing of household chores.
While trying to watch game 7, he was choretured several times during a riveting, back-and-forth first half to take out the garbage, put in the air conditioner, put his plates in the dishwasher, water the plants, and let her know when he was going to PLEASE put his clothes away.
chorephobia
The fear of doing household chores such as laundry, cleaning, making the bed, etc. , often suffered by lazy people also affected with dishphobia.
When the teenager asked about spending the night over a friends house the parents reply was, " Maybe, if you can overcome your chorephobia and do what we asked first."
chorephobia by jpg3 August 5, 2010
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.