Clutchpalm 

Something you think will be clutch but turns out to be only a fail. Word originates from napalm; more specifically, the napalm strike in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Hobie: Time to get clutchpalm on this free throw!

Derek: Good one.

Clutchpalm by TenBlackAlps May 4, 2011

Crotchpalm 

When you do something so stupid, you should just slam your palm into your crotch, to prevent procreation. Crotchpalming is usually accompanied by a facepalm of the other people around you.

I just lit a firecracker out of my ass. *crotchpalm*

Crotchpalm by madl1b August 10, 2009

clutchplate 

An Afrikaaner, a dutchman. Used derogitorily, in an attempt to beat down target in an argument.

"Jeez, no need to be such a god damned clutchplate."

clutchplate by Solidus December 1, 2004

Clutchgasm

The act of essentially having an orgasm when you get/or are watching someone else get a clutch round of kills in Call of Duty's Search and Destroy gamemode.

OMG i had a clutchgasm when i kill all 6 of those n00bs with my sniper

Clutchgasm by Snipshow777. November 26, 2010

clutchplayoffstats 

When someone shits the bed during playoffs

Clutch went 17-41 on solar hatdpoint that's some Clutchplayoffstats

clutchplayoffstats by Clutchplayoffstats November 24, 2015