Crotchpalm

When you do something so stupid, you should just slam your palm into your crotch, to prevent procreation. Crotchpalming is usually accompanied by a facepalm of the other people around you.

I just lit a firecracker out of my ass. *crotchpalm*

by madl1b August 10, 2009

Crotchwalking

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.

Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?

by The Jrr August 6, 2014

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch

Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick

by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchal

having to do with or around the crotch

try and get yourself some crotchal action

by Auspex August 4, 2006

crotchal

Of or relating to the groin.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

Crotchplant

When you faceplant into someone's crotch.

Girl: *leans over, accidentally lands facefirst into a guy's crotch*

Table: "OOOOO! CROTCHPLANT!"

by Kach January 20, 2011

crotchial

of or pertaining to one's crotch

Ever since I went out with that girl I've been having some crotchial issues.

by Buttrocket June 2, 2011