Crotchpalm 

When you do something so stupid, you should just slam your palm into your crotch, to prevent procreation. Crotchpalming is usually accompanied by a facepalm of the other people around you.

I just lit a firecracker out of my ass. *crotchpalm*

Crotchpalm by madl1b August 10, 2009

Crotchwalking 

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.

Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?

Crotchwalking by The Jrr August 6, 2014

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch

Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick

Crotchal Region by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchal 

having to do with or around the crotch

try and get yourself some crotchal action

crotchal by Auspex August 4, 2006

crotchal 

Of or relating to the groin.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman

crotchal by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

Crotchplant

When you faceplant into someone's crotch.

Girl: *leans over, accidentally lands facefirst into a guy's crotch*

Table: "OOOOO! CROTCHPLANT!"

Crotchplant by Kach January 20, 2011

crotchial 

of or pertaining to one's crotch

Ever since I went out with that girl I've been having some crotchial issues.

crotchial by Buttrocket June 2, 2011