Definitions by madl1b

Crotchpalm 

When you do something so stupid, you should just slam your palm into your crotch, to prevent procreation. Crotchpalming is usually accompanied by a facepalm of the other people around you.

I just lit a firecracker out of my ass. *crotchpalm*

Crotchpalm by madl1b August 10, 2009