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Clutchgasm

The act of essentially having an orgasm when you get/or are watching someone else get a clutch round of kills in Call of Duty's Search and Destroy gamemode.
OMG i had a clutchgasm when i kill all 6 of those n00bs with my sniper
Clutchgasm by Snipshow777. November 26, 2010
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Clutchasaurus Rex 

n.

1. Someone or something that performs above all expectations; total achievement in a time of need.

2. A supernatural being that emerges from a clutch performance.

Kevin stopped the hockey puck with his face! What a Clutchasaurus Rex!
similar to the term bedgasm, it entails the feeling of utter euphoria after lying down on one's couch after strenuous actions for long periods of time. The feeling usually endures from 10 to 30 minutes.
After working the strip joint for 6 hours, Lita laid down to rest on her couch and felt her muscles vibrate with glee as she experienced her couchgasm.
couchgasm by Flipper2156 January 31, 2009

Crunchgasm 

The intense feeling of gratification you get once you have stepped on a crunchy leaf. It doesn't have to be just one leaf, it can also refer to the feeling you get when you jump into a pile of crunchy leaves.
I had a mind-blowing crunchgasm when I jumped into that pile of crunchy leaves!!
Crunchgasm by Troy Harris February 13, 2009

clutchmaster 

The last possible act to surprise everyone in an big way
Who brought the blunt, they are such a clutchmaster.
clutchmaster by ItalianPartyGuy December 18, 2008

Churchgasm 

When someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. Known in Christian churchs as"Slain in the Spirit." and Hindu as "Kundalini"
The Pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.
Churchgasm by pastor smooth April 16, 2010

Clutchpalm 

Something you think will be clutch but turns out to be only a fail. Word originates from napalm; more specifically, the napalm strike in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Hobie: Time to get clutchpalm on this free throw!

Derek: Good one.
Clutchpalm by TenBlackAlps May 4, 2011
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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