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Clutchgasm

The act of essentially having an orgasm when you get/or are watching someone else get a clutch round of kills in Call of Duty's Search and Destroy gamemode.
OMG i had a clutchgasm when i kill all 6 of those n00bs with my sniper
by Snipshow777. November 26, 2010
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Clutchasaurus Rex

n.

1. Someone or something that performs above all expectations; total achievement in a time of need.

2. A supernatural being that emerges from a clutch performance.
Kevin stopped the hockey puck with his face! What a Clutchasaurus Rex!
by Runestone May 17, 2008
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couchgasm

similar to the term bedgasm, it entails the feeling of utter euphoria after lying down on one's couch after strenuous actions for long periods of time. The feeling usually endures from 10 to 30 minutes.
After working the strip joint for 6 hours, Lita laid down to rest on her couch and felt her muscles vibrate with glee as she experienced her couchgasm.
by Flipper2156 January 31, 2009
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Crunchgasm

The intense feeling of gratification you get once you have stepped on a crunchy leaf. It doesn't have to be just one leaf, it can also refer to the feeling you get when you jump into a pile of crunchy leaves.
I had a mind-blowing crunchgasm when I jumped into that pile of crunchy leaves!!
by Troy Harris February 13, 2009
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clutchmaster

The last possible act to surprise everyone in an big way
Who brought the blunt, they are such a clutchmaster.
by ItalianPartyGuy December 18, 2008
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Churchgasm

When someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. Known in Christian churchs as"Slain in the Spirit." and Hindu as "Kundalini"
The Pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.
by pastor smooth April 16, 2010
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Clutchpalm

Something you think will be clutch but turns out to be only a fail. Word originates from napalm; more specifically, the napalm strike in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Hobie: Time to get clutchpalm on this free throw!

Derek: Good one.
by TenBlackAlps May 4, 2011
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