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Clutchasaurus Rex 

n.

1. Someone or something that performs above all expectations; total achievement in a time of need.

2. A supernatural being that emerges from a clutch performance.
Kevin stopped the hockey puck with his face! What a Clutchasaurus Rex!
similar to the term bedgasm, it entails the feeling of utter euphoria after lying down on one's couch after strenuous actions for long periods of time. The feeling usually endures from 10 to 30 minutes.
After working the strip joint for 6 hours, Lita laid down to rest on her couch and felt her muscles vibrate with glee as she experienced her couchgasm.
couchgasm by Flipper2156 January 31, 2009

Crunchgasm 

The intense feeling of gratification you get once you have stepped on a crunchy leaf. It doesn't have to be just one leaf, it can also refer to the feeling you get when you jump into a pile of crunchy leaves.
I had a mind-blowing crunchgasm when I jumped into that pile of crunchy leaves!!
Crunchgasm by Troy Harris February 13, 2009

clutchmaster 

The last possible act to surprise everyone in an big way
Who brought the blunt, they are such a clutchmaster.
clutchmaster by ItalianPartyGuy December 18, 2008

Churchgasm 

When someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. Known in Christian churchs as"Slain in the Spirit." and Hindu as "Kundalini"
The Pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.
Churchgasm by pastor smooth April 16, 2010

Clutchpalm 

Something you think will be clutch but turns out to be only a fail. Word originates from napalm; more specifically, the napalm strike in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Hobie: Time to get clutchpalm on this free throw!

Derek: Good one.
Clutchpalm by TenBlackAlps May 4, 2011
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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