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Cluntoris 

A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.
"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"
Cluntoris by Breet August 5, 2006
Related Words
I bet he gets loads of clunger
Right in the clunger
clunger by paddyeerzz June 25, 2007
noun; a person who likes the clunge
that emma's a right clunger!
clunger by zizzler7 February 24, 2010

Clungorrhea

the catching of an STD while performing Fetish sex using your feet to penetrate the Vagina, Anus, Mouth or any other orothis that could result in the feet andonly the feet having the spoken STD.
Ben "Singles night tonight..."
Tom "i hope i don't meet someone with a foot fetish, because i have Clungorrhea of the big toe..."
a terrifing creature that resembles a cross between a hairy ghost and a dinosaur

regulary sighted in and around st mary's catholic college in cairns,QLD,Australia.
person: holy shit its clangor
clangor:ROOOOOAARRRRRR!!!
person: OH SHIT,HES SUCKING MY ENERGY!
Clangor by gobbledgook July 20, 2010
I’m so clungry right now!!
clungry by BellaIsAJerk July 26, 2017