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Cluntoris 

A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.
"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"
Cluntoris by Breet August 5, 2006
yet another term for female genitalia
I bet he gets loads of clunger
Right in the clunger
clunger by paddyeerzz June 25, 2007
noun; a person who likes the clunge
that emma's a right clunger!
clunger by zizzler7 February 24, 2010

Clungorrhea

the catching of an STD while performing Fetish sex using your feet to penetrate the Vagina, Anus, Mouth or any other orothis that could result in the feet andonly the feet having the spoken STD.
Ben "Singles night tonight..."
Tom "i hope i don't meet someone with a foot fetish, because i have Clungorrhea of the big toe..."
Clungorrhea by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009
a terrifing creature that resembles a cross between a hairy ghost and a dinosaur

regulary sighted in and around st mary's catholic college in cairns,QLD,Australia.
person: holy shit its clangor
clangor:ROOOOOAARRRRRR!!!
person: OH SHIT,HES SUCKING MY ENERGY!
Clangor by gobbledgook July 20, 2010
Being very hungry for McDonald’s
I’m so clungry right now!!
clungry by BellaIsAJerk July 26, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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