Clangor 

a terrifing creature that resembles a cross between a hairy ghost and a dinosaur

regulary sighted in and around st mary's catholic college in cairns,QLD,Australia.

person: holy shit its clangor
clangor:ROOOOOAARRRRRR!!!
person: OH SHIT,HES SUCKING MY ENERGY!

Clangor by gobbledgook July 20, 2010

hif clanger 

an unexpected erection that happens whenever.

hey guys suck my hif clanger

hif clanger by hif clanger January 17, 2017

Clangon 

The only religion, This religion is ruled by the almighty Clanga of Cobar. If you dont follow this religion you go to clangon hell , if you do and u sacrifice homo's to clanga each year you will go to Clangon Heaven.

Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.

Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)

Person 1: Are you part of the Clangon religion?
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )

Clangon by Clangon Forever November 23, 2020

Brass Clangers 

guts, bravado

coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife, slapping her on the ass and having the brass clangers to say: "You're next."

Brass Clangers by AH-1CobraPilot February 9, 2010

clangers 

"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.

Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.

clangers by flatster January 19, 2008

Drop a clanger 

To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.

"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"

Drop a clanger by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011

Clangry 

You have legitimate cause to be angry, but turn that frown upside down. Try to be CLANGRY. Use your passion to Connect, Learn, be Active, Notice and Give back.

Phil was silently infuriated by his team’s ineptitude, but was determined to be Clangry instead.

Clangry by Limbic Candy September 22, 2020