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Cluck Clock

When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.
Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.
by TARMAC LTD November 24, 2020
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clock in/clock out

verb: to finish something very quickly and efficiently
So did you ever get with amanda yesterday?

Ya man, but her dad was on the way home so i had to clock in/clock out.
by Garrett666 August 17, 2007
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Click on that Clock

Engaging in sexual activities with a Clown, with clock referring to a Clown's cock and "clicking" corresponding to whatever sexual act you have in mind. ;)
Zach: "Hey Nathan, have you seen Julia around anywhere today?"
Nathan: "I am pretty sure that she went to the State Fair to click on that clock!"

or

The adults of Derry, Maine ventured into the sewers to click on that clock.
by ThiccBih September 8, 2017
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Fuck This Shit O'Clock

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
by MagickDio October 9, 2012
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eighteen o'clock

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.
At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"
by jpg3 September 21, 2011
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John O'Clock

A term used when WWE commentator John Bradshaw Layfield makes a mistake on air and people call him out for it. The term originated from Whatculture WWE's King Ross.
IT'S JOHN O'CLOCK MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THERE.
by XMC7991 August 26, 2016
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under the clock

Spending time in the Hennepin County jail in Minneapolis, MN. So named for the fact that the jail is located underneath the courthouse building which features a clock tower. The clock tower is also a well known Minneapolis landmark.
How much time did you spend under the clock?
by revrock May 31, 2011
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