When a younger person is confronted, with complete surprise, by a naked middle aged person or senior in a manner that is akin to walking into the locker room at a country club.
Whoa, I just got country clubbed by my father-in-law. Eeeugh.
The strip clubber frequents strip clubs at least once every two weeks or more and is armed with a wallet full of twenty dollar bills and one dollar bills for tipping the strippers and for lap dances.
Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.