by Thang Tri & Chinh December 14, 2004
Alex opens the box that Jeremy said he needed something out of to find a club soda.
Jeremy"you've been clubbed"
Jeremy"you've been clubbed"
by club_man November 24, 2010
by TrumpetKing March 20, 2008
The place where you take your eyes off your drink for 2 minutes drink it collapse and black out and then wake up in a bathtub with your kidneys on Ebay
by The Pain Man November 28, 2009
by Angy September 01, 2003
A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.
by Alianne August 30, 2003
Clubs are generally worthless places to enter as well as a word to describe blunt weapons. Clubs are considered mankind's simplest weapons and are stereotypically associated with cavemen. These instruments are generally useful for handling drunks and chavs as well as bad musicians and medieval reenactors. They can be found almost anywhere.
by Jag140 July 07, 2011