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Clowninson

Noun: A bowler hat usually made from cheap felt, decorated as though it were a clown and also wearing it's own smaller hat on top of the main hat
Rich: The clowninson is such a great hat!

Frank: Yeah, probably my favorite ever hat

Sam: The clowninson is in the microwave!!

Frank and Rich: We gotta rescue the clowny-d, its hilarious!
Clowninson by hevyman March 30, 2009
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Clownsona 

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.
"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Your Clownsona fits you very well."
Clownsona by SymbolTheClown May 15, 2017

Clownington 

The highest possible echelon of a clown. About 90% of the things they say or do is just some clown shit. Basically every group has at least one. A clownington can be looked at in two different ways. One such way is that someone is such a fucking meat-head that clownington would be an appropriate name. On the other hand, it could be someone who will always seize the perfect opportunity to troll another whilst not really giving two fucks about the outcome/saying stupid shit on purpose.
Clownington by #1Clown9StraightYears September 10, 2020

Clownsong 

A website of a man forcing his butthole open to a size greater than a bowling ball, while very entertaining circus music is playing in the background.
Dude 1: "Yo Zach I just had the biggest crap! My anus was like Clownsong!"

Dude 2: "That crap must have been huge!"
Clownsong by MikeTdawgg November 11, 2012

ClownSong 

clownsong=goatse plus sound. both music and pain.
ClownSong by E(0)3 November 6, 2010

Clownsona 

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.
"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Clownsonas are a type of persona."
Clownsona by SymbolTheClown May 16, 2017

clobinson 

Very attractive, sexy, kind, understanding and incredible.
Andy is so clobinson!
clobinson by Amykg123 November 6, 2010
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