Clowndog

A funny person who is appreciated by everyone for their antics. Often someone who is off the wall.

Look at that clowndog eating superglue!

Son of a clowndog!

That clowndog shouldn't be peeing there.

by Russianhollander March 30, 2010

Clowndog

The act of having spectacular diarrhea after over indulging in food and/or drink.

Can I use your bathroom. I need to clowndog.

Or

If you eat all those cheese fries you are going to clowndog in the car.

by Meemu October 19, 2022

clowndong

Noun.

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.

"Did you notice Bobo's clowndong was looking a little obvious at little Bobby's birthday party?"
"Did you see Bob drunk and naked at the office luncheon? Man, he's got quite the clowndong!"
"Damn it Bill! Give me back my money - don't be such a clowndong!"
"Mmm - chocolate clowndongs!"

by Mepha June 29, 2005

Clowndoor

Amateur in a comical way. Arising from the (possibly apocryphal) door in a circus tent through which the clowns enter.

When he saw that the karting track had been closed down, it became obvious to Julian that the day's plan was somewhat clowndoor.

by EnDefine December 12, 2010

clown dog

A person who is amusing edging on being a little bit crackers.

someone is rolling around on the floor talking utter rubbish whilst wearing a wooden skirt- I'd say " your a right clown dog"

by kat December 10, 2003

clowndown

EZ lay, a woman that is easy to get into bed

She was a clown down

by cecil the diesel May 20, 2004

Clown Dog

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.

She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.

by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020