Definitions by Paul-E-Sure

Being Chauvined 

Being in a relationship in which your partner becomes controlling and suffocating, and you fear for your safety.

You need to back off. I feel like I’m being chauvined.

Being Chauvined by Paul-E-Sure July 9, 2020

Shoob 

Someone that is a noob but acts like a shitty know-it-all. Hence this person is being a shitty noob, aka shoob.

Hey man, stop pretending you’re a badass when we all know you’ve never played that game before. You’re being such a shoob.

Shoob by Paul-E-Sure July 9, 2020

Clown Dog 

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.

She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.

Clown Dog by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020

In it to win it

When your back is against the ropes, and your only option is to succeed or perish.

When confronted with the pandemic of 2020, researchers were in it to win it.

In it to win it by Paul-E-Sure May 10, 2020