clown sex 

A sexual fetish involving the portrayal and dress of traditional circus clowns.
(see Sexy Loser)

I get my my face paint, purple wig, and red jumpsuit on before I even consider cracking her gash! That's how I get off, baby!

clown sex by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Clown sex 

When you have one girl you fuck you don't wash your cock afterwards. Then you go to the next girl And have her suck your cock and when she's done you Ask her did that taste funny.

For example clown sex is like what happened the other night my girlfriend want to leave the party early so I took her home and fucked her. I went back to the party when I got done and then I had this dirty bitch suck my cock afterwards without washing it. When she was done I ask did that taste funny.

Clown sex by Big--Worm January 9, 2014

Sex Clown 

The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.

The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.

Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.

Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.

Sex Clown by riomx September 9, 2006

Sex Clown 

A person that makes frequent inappropriate and amusing comments during sexual intercourse causing the person they are sleeping with to laugh uproariously. Sex Clowns have no ability to stop themselves speaking out loud the thoughts in their head that most people censor themselves from saying. A Sex Clown is an excellent bed fellow if you need cheering up.

Pete told me he could milk me like a cow and even worked out if there was space for extra udders - what a Sex Clown!

Sex Clown by Igotclowned May 31, 2010

Clown Car Sex 

the act of trying to place as many penis' as possible into a single vagina like many clowns try to fir into one car somehow

there was a 20 some going on in bed last night so i was like da hell with it lets just play a friendly game of clown car sex (: but then her vagina tore.... o well

Clown Car Sex by Mr. rapest November 4, 2010

Sex clown 

Girls who shave thier eyebrows off, repaint them back on, wear a ton of makeup to hide their true appearance and have ridiculous colours in their hair

Jerry: "wow, did'ja see the eyebrows on that THOT?"
Chad: "yeah, what a total sex clown!"

Sex clown by Ta2joe February 25, 2021

sex ed clown 

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

sex ed clown by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023