Supermanchild's definitions

helicopter

The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don't forget awkward) but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man who, while fully erect and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle around the woman. All the while turning his penis inside the woman's vagina (... or whatever.).

J.R.- The tricky part is making sure your member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great.

by Supermanchild January 4, 2004

rolling crab

A sexual position wherein the male, while inside the female, grabs his 'partner' and proceeds to roll her on her side. A technique used to get full penetration and a more interesting sensation as the penis gets twisted ever slightly in the process.

Many of you have likely used this position and didn't know that it was a position.
Kid #2: "J.R., where do you come up with this stuff? (sicko...)"
J.R.: "Um... uh, I heard it from a friend. (Shit, I hope they don't think I'm some kind of sicko. Or sex fiend.)"
Kid #1: "Question! Can you do this with any pair of peoples?"
J.R.: "No!!! Just a man, and a woman!!!
... Or maybe two lesbians with a high priced strap-on. BUT THAT'S IT!!!"

by Supermanchild January 4, 2004

hate

1.(text book def.)- A word describing when the thoughts and actions of a particular human being towards a certain: person, place, thing, or group of any three thereof: are considered negative and/or destructive.
2.(general def.)- When a human being, for one reason or another, despises another human being.

1. J.R.- "I hate vegatables. ... And the planet Pluto."
2. Kid #2: "My Girlfriend broke up with me to go out with my best friend. I fucking hate him and that fucking bitch."
(opinion)- Ironically enough, there wasn't as many def.'s for the word 'hate' there were for the word 'love'. Still, I had a difficult time summarizing such a peculiar emotion. Nonetheless, hate is probably the quentessential emotion felt by everybody. Its possible (though not too likely, mind you) for a human being to go through life not ever feeling love. But they would almost definitely experience hate.
(final word)"No ape shall ever enter the forbidden zone!!!" <moral> Hate will end joo. It will ends us all!!

by Supermanchild January 4, 2004

Karl Urban

A reputable actor, Karl Urban just recently made his big acting debut with his appearances in "The Lord of the Rings" films for his role as Eomer. Though having already been in a number of television ("White Fang", "Homeword Bound") and theatre ("Julius Ceasar") performances, his only recognizable roles would be that of the television series "Zena: Warrior Princess" for his roles as Cupid and Ceasar.

Kid #2: "Where do you come up with this stuff?"
J.R.: "From the official Karl Urban website, of course! Man, he is soooo dreamy!"
Kid #2: "Dude, are you gay?"
J.R.: "Well, maybe just a little. But we're all a little gay."
Kid #1: "You said it, Jer!"
Kid #2: "... God dammnit."

{foot-note} The pronunciation mark for the name Eomer goes above the first 'E'. My bad.

by Supermanchild January 4, 2004

issues

1. A term used mainly to describe a person's personality. Usually in that said person has what would be considered a very pessamistic outlook on innumerable parts of society, people, and their life in general. Can also mean that they have unnatural desires (see sexy loser, phsycho-tic, etc.) which would alienate them from peers. Or, in contrast, have an overly optimistic and genuinely naive point of view.
2. The fourth album by the band Korn.

Kid #1: "God fucking-dammnit, Jean-Rene'! Is there anything or anyone you don't like?! I swear, you've got some kinda' Care Bear(tm) issues!"
J.R.: "Um... er, I don't like 'the Man'. How's that?"
2. (opinion) ... I sure do like that band Korn.

by Supermanchild January 3, 2004

porn

Short for pornography, porno is the portrayal of any and all sort of sexual acts and quirky fetishes on any form of visual media. Used for the sexual arousal of either member of the human sex, porno is one of/most definitely (for all I know) the most popular form of mediation and source of sexual deviance.

(opinion)- Though I personally think pornography is in no way whatsoever a form of art or justifiable in any way, there is no denying that it plays an important role in curbing society's surprisingly erratic sexual tendancies.

by Supermanchild January 3, 2004

opinion

The personal views and ideals of any particular human being (animals may very well have opinions as well, but I'll never know) that are generally revealed to others as a form of self expression. But can also be kept to oneself as not to be offensive or abtrusive.

Opinions are usually wasted if no one know's who you are. But unprecidented and moving displays of wisdom will never be overlooked. Think about that carefully.

by Supermanchild January 3, 2004