A reputable actor, Karl Urban just recently made his big acting debut with his appearances in "The Lord of the Rings" films for his role as Eomer. Though having already been in a number of television ("White Fang", "Homeword Bound") and theatre ("Julius Ceasar") performances, his only recognizable roles would be that of the television series "Zena: Warrior Princess" for his roles as Cupid and Ceasar.
Kid #2: "Where do you come up with this stuff?"
J.R.: "From the official Karl Urban website, of course! Man, he is soooo dreamy!"
Kid #2: "Dude, are you gay?"
J.R.: "Well, maybe just a little. But we're all a little gay."
Kid #1: "You said it, Jer!"
Kid #2: "... God dammnit."
{foot-note} The pronunciation mark for the name Eomer goes above the first 'E'. My bad.
J.R.: "From the official Karl Urban website, of course! Man, he is soooo dreamy!"
Kid #2: "Dude, are you gay?"
J.R.: "Well, maybe just a little. But we're all a little gay."
Kid #1: "You said it, Jer!"
Kid #2: "... God dammnit."
{foot-note} The pronunciation mark for the name Eomer goes above the first 'E'. My bad.
by Supermanchild January 04, 2004
by Supermanchild January 02, 2004
1.A deraugatory term geared towards men exclaming that they have a premature ejaculation problem.
2. Someone who particularly likes consensual defication on their own bodies.
2. Someone who particularly likes consensual defication on their own bodies.
1. Go shit yourself, fuck hydrant!
2. Daaayyy-mmmmn! That girl is seriously some kinda fuck hydrant.
2. Daaayyy-mmmmn! That girl is seriously some kinda fuck hydrant.
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
A vocal game invented by... er, sorry. I sort of forgot. But its played by ending everthing you say with the words "In My Pants". When a person playing the game fails to do this, said person is then punished physically and severely (ex.- caning, ass-whupin', socked in da' gut, etc). The game ends when the time limit (if any is agreed upon) is over. ... Or just when everone gets tired of it.
Kid #1: Hey, how's it going "In My Pants"?
Kid #2: Pretty shitty "In My Pants".
Kid #3: That sucks "In My Pants".
Kid #4: ... This is pretty stupid.
Kid #1-3: GET HIM!!!
Kid #2: Pretty shitty "In My Pants".
Kid #3: That sucks "In My Pants".
Kid #4: ... This is pretty stupid.
Kid #1-3: GET HIM!!!
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don't forget awkward) but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man who, while fully erect and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle around the woman. All the while turning his penis inside the woman's vagina (... or whatever.).
J.R.- The tricky part is making sure your member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great.
by Supermanchild January 04, 2004
Originally stemming from the movie Rush Hour starring Jacky Chan, Juntao played the major villain in said movie. Now, because of the frequancy and odd tone of its use, it is now used today as a greeting or word filler.
(see- wazzup)
(see- wazzup)
Kid #1: Hey, there's Mikey. "Juntao! Juntao!!"
Kid #2: "Huh? Oh, hey. How's it going?"
Kid #1: "Groovy..."
Kid #2: "Cool..."
Kid #1: ...
Kid #2: ... "Juntao!!!"
Kid #1: "Juntao!!!"
Kid #2: "Huh? Oh, hey. How's it going?"
Kid #1: "Groovy..."
Kid #2: "Cool..."
Kid #1: ...
Kid #2: ... "Juntao!!!"
Kid #1: "Juntao!!!"
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
1. A character from the novel, the Lord Of The Rings. Eomer (traditionally spellt with a pronunciation mark between the 'E' and 'R'/ he is also known as Erkanbrand, apparently)is the nephew of King Theoden of Rohan. And, by the third and last installment of the series, his successer after Theoden met his end at the hands of the Witch King at Pelennor Feilds. Illustrated as a stout man and a fierce and fearless fighter, he was one of the few men to walk from the battle of Pellenor and the Black gates unscathed.
2. Also, the character Eomer is portayed in the New Line Cinema's adaptation of the novel by the actor Karl Urban.
2. Also, the character Eomer is portayed in the New Line Cinema's adaptation of the novel by the actor Karl Urban.
(opinion)
J.R.- Ya' know, I was surprised that nobody wrote up anything on Eomer. So I thought I would pick up the slack, since Eomer so cool and Karl Urban's so sexy. If anybody wishes to add anything else, go right on ahead.
Kid #2: Like how you're a total fucking dick deployer? Jeeze', like anyone could add anything to your lousy fucking love poem. Geek.
Kid #1: You forgot to mention Eomer's sister, Eowyn.
Kid #2: ... God dammnit.
J.R.- Ya' know, I was surprised that nobody wrote up anything on Eomer. So I thought I would pick up the slack, since Eomer so cool and Karl Urban's so sexy. If anybody wishes to add anything else, go right on ahead.
Kid #2: Like how you're a total fucking dick deployer? Jeeze', like anyone could add anything to your lousy fucking love poem. Geek.
Kid #1: You forgot to mention Eomer's sister, Eowyn.
Kid #2: ... God dammnit.
by Supermanchild January 04, 2004